Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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