Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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