some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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