Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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