Christians are straight up FREAKS
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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