at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
These tits shall not be calmed
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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