Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
