Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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