Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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