Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
