I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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