sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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