Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Dicks are not precious.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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