so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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