we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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