physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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