living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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