Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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