No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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