Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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