Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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