peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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