So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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