still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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