im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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