i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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