Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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