He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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