ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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