He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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