Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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