Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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