Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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