Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
