I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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