she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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