Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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