The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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