Can Purell be used as lube?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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