there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She needs sedatives and a leash
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
