scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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