if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
either way he was missing a nipple.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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