I just cut my nipple shaving
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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