with your own penis?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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