I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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