All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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