So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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