I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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