This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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