I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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