guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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