he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
