Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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